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Minecraft SMP: POV: Your Steam Deck

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	1231	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	311321	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	5268
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchantments Applied:	135
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	236
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	221
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.