I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is home to a community of wacky players who are always up for a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Not only will you be able to build the most epic structures you can imagine, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil villagers with your trusty diamond sword. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Jump on your steam deck and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
Forget about rules like no phones at the dinner table or mandatory family hikes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and play Minecraft to your heart’s content. Who needs quality time with nature when you can build your own virtual paradise?
Just like the OP, you can choose to ignore family activities and focus on beating that game level instead. But be warned, missing out on the surprise anniversary dinner for your virtual achievements might just get you kicked out of the server by your angry virtual parents.
So pack your virtual bags and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe try to forget, depending on how it all goes down). Who needs passive-aggressive texts when you can have creepers blowing up your creations instead? Join now for a vacation experience like no other!
Join us on this server and you’ll be transported to a world where your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, say goodbye to Pretendo and hello to a world of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!
So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can ride Yoshi from Mario Kart 7 through obstacle courses while dodging banana peels and turtle shells. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret warp pipe that leads to a secret level filled with endless diamonds.
So grab your 3DS, saddle up on Yoshi, and join us for a wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, once you play on our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again.
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly (literally, we’ve glued wings on them) and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to behold).
Need a break from building? No problem! Our server has mini-games so intense, they’ll make your fingers cramp from excitement. From parkour courses that make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you questioning your will to live, we’ve got it all.
But be quick about it, because our lobbies have a tendency to self-destruct if too many players join at once (it’s a safety feature, we swear). So post those friend codes, recommend your favorite games, and get ready to have the time of your life (or possibly lose it, depending on how intense things get) on our server!
Imagine a world where your brother’s daughter can be the flower girl without any interference from jealous ex-girlfriends or nosy sisters-in-law. Picture a wedding procession where your brother proudly carries the rings down the aisle, with no drama in sight.
On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience and join us today! Because in the world of Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!
My name is Igor Surzhansky and I present to you my private minecraft server KUBOBLOK MS❗
On my server there is:
⚡Drugs (we condemn drug use, it is harmful to health).
⚡Ability to draw art on a map in a few seconds.
⚡Deal system.
⚡Lots of commands that complement vanilla.
⚡AND MUCH MORE⚡
There are no private spaces on the server, all your buildings are protected by law. Also, the server does not have various commands that can make the game easier, such as /spawn, /rtp and the like, because without them it is more difficult to play, and therefore more interesting. I don’t have a donation dump here, it’s important to understand!✔
HOW TO GET ACCESS TO THE SERVER?
❗❗This page has a link to the Discord server, there are detailed instructions on how to gain access❗❗
I’m waiting for everyone!
95.216.62.178:25767
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
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| World Border Size | 20,000 blocks |
| Plugins & Datapacks |
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A: Yes, members come from all around the world including the United States, Germany, and Mongolia.
A: Yes, English is encouraged for public discord server and in-game chat, but other languages are welcome in voice chat as long as everyone is respectful.
A: Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started.
>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?
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>What are you waiting for?
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Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between your best friend, your niece, and a random guy who may or may not be your soulmate. Who will you choose? Who will end up heartbroken? The drama never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Birthday parties that turn into wedding receptions, family feuds that rival the Montagues and Capulets, and unexpected serenades from drunk party guests – it’s all here waiting for you to explore.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of chaos and craziness in a blocky world? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the drama unfold!
Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.
No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.
So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!
