Handed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Creeper Cuffs: One Handed Fun

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!

join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.

plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	102
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3166
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	311776	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	177	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	8880	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6900
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!