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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 541 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4678 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you see this dude tryna handcuff someone with one hand! like, what the heck, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness in this server!
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.
