Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!
BabyBlockerCraft
Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise
hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?
LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us and witness the legendary battle of the Toilet Paper Wars, where players fight to hoard as much toilet paper as possible to survive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Will you be the one to build the ultimate TP fortress and reign supreme?
But that’s not all! Our server also features the infamous Quarantine Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like social distancing sprints and hand sanitizer relay races. Think you have what it takes to win the gold?
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of hand sanitizer!