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Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1920	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2179

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ores Mined:	4451
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mines Excavated:	1571	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ores Mined:	9899	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mines Excavated:	2124	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!