Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!
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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
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PopInPlease Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.
Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!
Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?
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WifeCraftKidsTeach π
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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦♂️
Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨
The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂
In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories
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SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP
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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!
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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!
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Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!
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FamineBabyDiabetesCraft
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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower
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RPGs | All The Mods 9 to the sky
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RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server
The RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server is a captivating experience that takes Minecraft gameplay to new heights with an array of engaging plugins. Players can enjoy various features that enhance their gaming experience, such as:
– Crates: Enjoy the thrill of opening crates to discover valuable items. – Voting Rewards: Cast votes to earn exciting rewards. – Multiple Homes: Set multiple homes for easy navigation across the world. – Player Shops and Warps: Create and manage your own shops and warps, facilitating trade and travel.
The server encourages continuous play by offering enticing rewards for regular participation. These features, along with a multitude of other enhancements, create a dynamic and interactive environment that keeps players coming back for more.
Whether you’re trading with others, exploring new areas, or just enjoying the rich variety of activities available, RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server offers a vibrant and rewarding Minecraft experience.
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Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs
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Welcome to Asendancy SMP!
Feature Description Twist Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day. Roles We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers. How to Join Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in. FAQ:
1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?
The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
2. What types of roles are available in the server?
Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?
To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
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So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!
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TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!