Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Are you tired of wandering the wasteland in search of a good time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to survive is by building epic creations.
But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your inner card-swiping, rainbow-loving, fabulous self! Join us and experience a world where the currency is rainbows and the only rule is to pay with your card to unlock your true potential.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.
So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!
Are you tired of being treated like a peasant just because you’re not a “Chad”? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the safe haven you’ve been looking for! Join us and escape the cruel world where incels are shamed and ridiculed for simply existing.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wypipo (white people) gather to show off their weirdest and wackiest creations!
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the most epic Minecraft squad you’ll ever meet! Enna is the master builder, Millie is the redstone queen, Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) is the PvP champion, and Reimu is the mining expert. Together, they make up the ultimate dream team of Minecrafters!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak and build your own perfect world! Who needs Dandelion when you can create your own fantasy kingdom complete with castles, dragons, and maybe even a bard or two (but don’t worry, they won’t steal your girl)! Join now and show Dandelion what he’s missing out on – a whole new world of adventure and fun!
Come join our Minecraft server where the women are taking over just like in Latvia! Our female players are dominating the game, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. Who needs men when you have a team of badass ladies running the show? Join us and be a part of the revolution!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even let you date NPCs from developing countries who are 5 years younger than you. That’s right, we’re all about keeping things wacky and off-the-wall here. Join us for a dating ban like no other, and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places (just not with underage NPCs from developing countries, okay?)
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Luffy’s fiery punches? Look no further, matey! Our server is like the Grand Line of gaming, filled with more adventure than a trip to Skypiea. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas of creativity, building epic structures that even Franky would be jealous of.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
