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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7823 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?