Hand Holding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPoke: Men’s Touch Preferences

Hugging, PixelPoke, hand holding, caressing, Preferences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Touchy-Feely mod, where players can engage in epic battles using only hugs and high-fives. So, if you’ve ever wondered what type of physical touch men like, look no further than our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Enchanted Echoes 1.20.6

coping mechanisms, public outings, fear, anxiety, Reassurance

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, your mom appears in the game and offers to hold your hand while you explore caves! Like, how epic would that be? No more anxiety, just pure diamond hunting with your mom by your side. Trust me, this server is a whole new level of family bonding and Minecraft adventures. Join now and experience the ultimate hand-holding gaming experience!

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TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

physical touch, Kissing, Affection, Communication, emotional connection

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

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BroBroIndependenceCraft

higher education, high school, sophomore year, babying, quizlets

Are you tired of being the family tutor for your little brother? Do you want to escape the endless cycle of helping him with his school work? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother mooching off your hard work. You can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling fierce mobs without any interruptions from your family members.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No More Homework” potion that will make all your school work disappear (in Minecraft, of course). Say goodbye to the stress of being the family tutor and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server!

So come on, join us and leave the drama at home. Who needs study materials when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

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BirthCraftHoldMyHand

ObGyn, medical professional, hand holding, husband, Pregnancy

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

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SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

procrastinating, Adventure, madness, PC, Steam

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4Hour, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Defeat, catastrophe

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

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CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

Manga, Grand Assault, Hards, general, CONTENT

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

whiteys, born BROWN, autistic, dumb thug, worst fate

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

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IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

moms, Top, loyalty, Protection, knowledge

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

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