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Punching the Clock Hour Breaks

tight skin around hand, break time guidelines, punching the clock, hand health, Time management

Join NOW for the Most Unbelievably Unstable Minecraft Server in Existence!

Are you ready to step into a realm where logic is an illusion, and reality is but a fleeting dream? Join us— the greatest worst server the world has ever known! It’s a Minecraft experience that makes you question your very existence while simultaneously forgetting how to use your own hands. Why punch the clock when you can punch the void? Trust us, your sanity will thank you… or will it?

🚀 Feature	🤖 Description
Infinite Stone Blocks	They multiply like rabbits! But wait… are they really rabbits?!
Zombie Tea Parties	Join the undead for some Earl Grey! But only if you’ve already lost your mind.
Time Travel Mining	Mine a block, travel to 3025! Just ignore the space-time continuum; it’s overrated.
Smelly Sheep	These sheep can’t stop talking about existential dread. Are THEY your therapist?
Magical Lava Pools	Don’t approach without a rubber chicken! Fire is merely a suggestion now.
Invisible Pigmen	They’re watching. Always watching. But can you see them? Hahaha!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Quizzitations)

Q: How do I join the server? A: The secret lies in the echo of your thoughts—just scream into the void until something happens! Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run ALL the versions, but only when nobody’s watching. Are you really there? Q: Is there a staff team? A: Staff? Are those even REAL beings? Or just ghostly whispers of regret stalking your dreams? Q: Do you have rules? A: Rules are for those who can’t embrace the chaos of the universe! Throw them into the void and dance!

Random Quotes from “Users”

“…the skin around my hand feels tight. I was playing a video game.” “I can’t tell if the clocks are ticking or if it’s just my mind melting…” “Did I just lose a hand or 12-dimensional space? The lines are blurred… so blurred…”

Screwed Cap Strong Weak

strength, hand strength, CAP, grip strength, Weak

come join our minecraft server where the players are so strong they can screw bottle caps shut with their bare hands! we have epic battles where players use bottle caps as weapons and the winner gets to keep them as trophies. our server is so intense, you’ll never be able to open a bottle again without thinking of us.

join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft

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HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

germ elimination, HandwashCraft99.9, bacteria removal, hand cleanliness, hand bacteria

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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NoXmas4UnpopMen

Traditions, unpopular men, regulations, Event, controversy

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the anti-christmas protests in japan, where ‘unpopular men’ couldn’t even fill out paperwork right. instead, come build a snowman with us and spread holiday cheer in a virtual world where paperwork doesn’t exist. who needs real life drama when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us? join now and let’s make santa proud!

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New Server IP
Alt F4 Minecraft server

Plugins, Vanilla, cozy atmosphere, new players, gameplay

Our new server is suitable for you if you want to immerse yourself in the world of vanilla Minecraft in a cozy atmosphere. The server contains only plugins that will make the gameplay more convenient.

We welcome new players!

kepler.minerent.net:25577

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New Server IP
TrekCraft

Custom Bosses, Trivia, PvP, friendly community, Auctions

TrekCraft Server Overview

Server Name: TrekCraft

Server IP: mc.TrekCraft.net

Website: https://www.trekcraft.ca

Discord: Link provided in-game

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What plugins does TrekCraft use?

TrekCraft uses a variety of game-enhancing plugins such as Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, and many more. These plugins provide players with a unique and exciting gameplay experience.

2. Is TrekCraft family-friendly?

Yes, TrekCraft is a family-friendly server. We maintain a safe and appropriate environment for players of all ages, with strict rules against swearing or discussing inappropriate topics.

3. Are there rules I need to follow on TrekCraft?

Yes, you can view our full list of rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or by using the command /warp rules in-game. We are fully EULA compliant and enforce our rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all.

4. Can I participate in events and contests on TrekCraft?

Absolutely! TrekCraft hosts weekly events, contests, and competitions for players to take part in. These events offer the chance to win prizes and have fun with other members of the community.

5. Is PvP allowed on TrekCraft?

PvP is disabled in the wilds on TrekCraft, but it can be enabled in towns or arenas. Most towns have PvP turned off within their borders to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

6. How do I join TrekCraft?

You can join TrekCraft by connecting to our server at mc.TrekCraft.net. We also encourage players to visit our website and join our Discord community for more information and updates.

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New Server IP
Lumber Crafters 1.21.4

Character development, Supernatural, Manga, character arc, dark fantasy

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can become the ultimate side character like Asa? I know, right? It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a side character and not the main protagonist for once. Trust me, it’s a whole new level of mind-bending fun that will make you question your existence.

Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where being a side character is celebrated and embraced? It’s like a cult, but with more creepers and less sacrifices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Asa of the Minecraft world!

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SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP

unspoken truth, emotional burden, unexpressed emotions, inner turmoil, personal sacrifice

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and like, a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. It was so random but also so cool, you never know what you’ll find on this server.

And get this, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDude69 and they have this secret stash of rare items that they only share with those who can solve their riddles. I heard one time someone solved a riddle and got a pet dragon, like what even is this server, it’s so crazy.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something because they can literally make anything happen. One time I asked for a roller coaster to be built in my backyard and poof, it appeared out of thin air. It was the most exhilarating ride of my life, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the wackiness and awesomeness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before you miss out on all the insane adventures and shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. 😂🤣🤪 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

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New Server IP
CraftyEuroHateLOL

european history, Europe, European travel, History, Favorite

Are you tired of boring old European countries with their fancy architecture and rich history? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a land where every country is made of cheese and the villagers all speak in funny accents.

Don’t like France? Well, on our server, the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant baguette that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you’re not a fan of Italy, just wait until you see our leaning tower of pizza – it’s literally made out of pizza slices!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with players from all over the world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon made entirely out of croissants.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a European adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re lactose intolerant).

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New Server IP
HamasHQ Minecraft Server

Terrorism, HamasHQ, arrests in Gaza, hospital raid, extremist group

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

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