Join our server where your skills are truly put to the test. It doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, stressed, tired, or even being attacked by a giant spider – if you’re truly skilled, nothing can stop you from dominating in Minecraft.
We’ve had players win battles while being shaken, slapped on the head, and screamed at. We’ve had players build epic structures while their controller was malfunctioning. If you think you have what it takes to thrive in the most chaotic and ridiculous conditions, then come join us and show the world what you’re made of!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs like to party.
So why waste your time with boring old video games when you could be a part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft community? Join us today and start your journey to becoming a true Minecraft master!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their expert slicing and dicing skills. Trust me, you’ve never seen pandas like these before.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but be warned – it’s guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the riches for yourself?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our server and maybe you’ll have a chance to challenge this feathered beast.
4. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast – literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join Slice And Dice today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those ninja pandas… they’re sneaky little buggers.
Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.
So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends by your side.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all corners of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards for your sick dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But that’s not all, our server is so intense that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve formed their own competitive sports team and are challenging players to epic battles of dodgeball with exploding balls. Who knew creepers had such good aim?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, sweating, and crying (from all the fun, of course), then join us today and experience the craziest and most exhilarating server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to stretch before logging on, because things are about to get wild!
Reasons to join: 1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed! 2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching. 3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here! 4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?
join us and u’ll be part of a community where we embrace impulsivity and borderline personality traits like it’s nobody’s business. we don’t follow the rules, we break them and build something even more epic in the process.
come on in and let’s see what kind of insane creations u can come up with. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new side of urself that u never knew existed. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get crazy together!
Welcome to Blossom Server!
Dive into a unique survival experience on Blossom Server, where every adventure is a fresh bloom waiting to be discovered. Our enhanced world generation ensures breathtaking landscapes and hidden treasures around every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or new to the wilds of Minecraft, Blossom Server offers a welcoming community and a vibrant world that evolves with you.
Features:
– Improved World Generation: Explore stunning, custom-crafted terrains with diverse biomes, unique structures, and endless opportunities for exploration. – True Survival Experience: Gather resources, build your base, and thrive in a challenging environment that stays true to the essence of survival gameplay. – Community Focus: Join a friendly and active community where collaboration and camaraderie make every journey enjoyable. – Regular Updates: Enjoy fresh content and new features regularly, ensuring there’s always something exciting to discover. Join us on Blossom Server and embark on an unforgettable survival adventure today!
147.185.221.20:29893
Tomoso SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server for people who enjoy the simpler side of Minecraft. We only use a select amount of data pack that adapt the standard Minecraft experience to be more suited to multiplayer.
Tomoso.mcserver.ws
−–—a plus 13, voice-chat, origins, smp—–−
Sphinx was recently mass griefed, and we’re now getting her back on her feet. If you wish to be a part of this new chapter you’re incredibly welcome, the server is filled with amazing strong-minded different people and I’m sure you can find your place here.
Here’s a bit of information about the server so you can judge if it is something for you:
– the player base is majorly between 15- and 20 years old, we do not accept anyone below the age of 13.
– the server uses a voice-chat mod (proximity-voice-chat) to make communication fluent between members and keep it lively.
– the server had 2000 members but does now have 200, caused by the griefing of the discord (mass banning by admins)
– We have the mod called “Origins” but other than that we’re close to vanilla, this means we do not have mods like Claims
– As for the origins on the server, we have 20 of them, all tested to keep within the same style and make sure nothing is too OP.
– The rules allow a lot of fighting before staff intervenes, as the server is meant to appeal both to those who do and don’t enjoy pvp.
Discord link:
https://discord.gg/q3t6KctzFn
Welcome, and thank you for joining!
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