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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8047 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
