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we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!
oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!
We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!
Imagine mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of zombie chickens. Yeah, that’s the kind of wild shit you can expect on this server.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on warzone out there, with players riding pigs into battle and throwing exploding sheep at each other.
Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of wacky characters, from deranged villagers to talking creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning your sanity.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!
And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.
but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
| 🕯 Quests | We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them. |
| 🛡️ Dungeons | Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete |
| 🍃 Resource Worlds | Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources |
| 💰 Player-Controlled Economy | Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for |
| 🏪 Player Marketplace | Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like |
| 🌍 No Map Wipes | Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset |
A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace
A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources
First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!
And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!
Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.
Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!