join us at: epicBottleCapWarriors.About.minecraft
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Screwed Cap Strong Weak
come join our minecraft server where the players are so strong they can screw bottle caps shut with their bare hands! we have epic battles where players use bottle caps as weapons and the winner gets to keep them as trophies. our server is so intense, you’ll never be able to open a bottle again without thinking of us. -
LeftyCraft
Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before! -
Finger Fumble Craft
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!
oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!
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AmbidexCraft
so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous. -
LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz
OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE! -
GirlPowerCraft
So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind! -
Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness
TheCrib Minecraft Server
Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy Supported Platforms Java & Bedrock Java Versions 1.7 to Latest Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition. What type of gameplay does the server offer? The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes. Is there a Discord server for TheCrib? Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc Are there any version restrictions for Java players? No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release. -
BaldursCraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!
And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.
Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).