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we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!
oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!
We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!