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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7592 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 5027 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.
So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.