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OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Magical Moments Shared:	17

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Star Shards Collected:	81
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8582
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	8323
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	175

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!