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Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	2212
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

“Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

anger, Bigotry, controversy, discrimination, hate crime, Hate Speech, image, intolerance, mad, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3826	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9290	Buildings Constructed:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8697
Secret Passages Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3829	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5442
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!