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GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4078
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	67
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Awareness, Behavior, Conclusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotions, fear, gals, gender, Manipulation, mental health, misconceptions, Misogyny, Perception, psychopath, Psychopaths, realization, Reflection, relationships, society, Stereotypes, stigma, TOXIC, Tread, Truth, Women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	8848
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1945
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!