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Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1761
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2289	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	687
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	5677
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	6783	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7389	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6672	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!