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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

Abilities, Artifacts, Chromatica, Community, CREEPERS, decoration, Discord, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, new, Pay, player, Rent, RPG, rules, Season, Server, Shops, Skeletons, Skills, smp, TOWN, transportation hub, Unionize, welcome

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Chromatica SMP Overview

Server Name:	Chromatica SMP
Version:	Vault Hunters Version 3
Start Date:	February 2024
Server Features:	– Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?

To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.

2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?

The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.

3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?

Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.

4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?

Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.

5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?

You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, imagination, innovation, multiplayer, OneBlock, originality, Skyblock, socializing, Spanish, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3132	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Server	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Language	English	Spanish
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players	Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of popular game modes	May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
Ping	Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources	Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
Support	Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Is the server primarily in English?	Yes	Yes
What is the size of the player community?	One of the largest in the Minecraft community	Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
What game modes are offered?	Wide variety of popular game modes	May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
How is the server’s performance in terms of ping?	Generally low ping and smooth gameplay	Ping may vary based on server location and resources
Is there strong support and updates on the server?	Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198

Active Codes, Android, anniversary codes, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Kilo, lolz, Modernia, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!

Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, Crafty, dog, ending it all, fucked up, hour, Killed, lolz, pibbles, power, roommate

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Villages Defended:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	8570	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

940+ HP, challenging battle., CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, damage resistance, difficult to defeat, fear, formidable, formidable foe, hard to kill, healing, Heals himself by around 189 after each hit, high health, massive HP pool, Nothin personal kid, Powerful, Resilient, strong defenses, Tanky, tough opponent, Tread, Unstoppable, Your teams moves barely do any damage at all

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9751	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8412
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	84
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness