Hamsters MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

pet community, smp, HamsterGoneWild, Pets, pet care

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally epic and stuff! So, like, one time, this player’s pet hamster somehow glitched out and turned into a creeper and blew up their whole base! It was insane, but also kinda hilarious, you know? And then another player’s hamster, like, started flying around on a magic carpet and shooting lasers out of its eyes, it was wild! So yeah, if you wanna experience crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join this SMP, trust me, it’s lit AF! Plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness, amirite? Just hop on and let the chaos begin, it’s gonna be a blast! #hamsterhavoc #creeperhamster #laserbeamsandmagiccarpets #minecraftmadness 🐹💥🍰🤪

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WahCraft SMP – We Are Hamsters

#youtube, フタリボシ, Ina’nis, smp, おどれ!VRダンス!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us on Bling-Bang-Bang-Born, where the mobs drop diamonds instead of boring old loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret disco cave filled with dancing creepers!

Or how about a trip to the Meconopsis biome, where the flowers sing sweet melodies and the trees drop enchanted apples? It’s a magical place where anything is possible!

And don’t even get me started on the Ocean wave PartyLive event happening every Saturday night. Dive into the ocean and dance with the squids under the moonlight – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a game of Drenched In Air, where the sky rains down golden apples and the clouds are made of cotton candy. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in-game. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd!

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PetPanicCraft

refusing to help, Mice, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Mother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

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HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

Combat, action, Survival, Vanilla, DOMINATE

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

Economy, COMMUNITY SERVER, Active, Modded, Vanilla

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, nutslop, tags, shoot, dft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

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GenderGossip Minecraft Server

4. gender dynamics, Minecraft, 5. male secrets, 3. hidden truths, gender secrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

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BlockRageCraft

emotional regulation, self soothing, self-care, calming techniques, anger management tips.

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

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BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

Israel, airstrike, Ceasefire, Military, MIDDLE EAST

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

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CraftyVietSeaClaim

Southeast Asia, regional security, Vietnam-China relations, united nations, Geopolitics

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

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