Hamsters MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

rodent behavior, pet anecdotes, rodent care, pet community, pet forums

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally epic and stuff! So, like, one time, this player’s pet hamster somehow glitched out and turned into a creeper and blew up their whole base! It was insane, but also kinda hilarious, you know? And then another player’s hamster, like, started flying around on a magic carpet and shooting lasers out of its eyes, it was wild! So yeah, if you wanna experience crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join this SMP, trust me, it’s lit AF! Plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness, amirite? Just hop on and let the chaos begin, it’s gonna be a blast! #hamsterhavoc #creeperhamster #laserbeamsandmagiccarpets #minecraftmadness 🐹💥🍰🤪

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WahCraft SMP – We Are Hamsters

WahCraft, Violet, Bling-bang-bang-born, スイートマジック, ないない

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us on Bling-Bang-Bang-Born, where the mobs drop diamonds instead of boring old loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret disco cave filled with dancing creepers!

Or how about a trip to the Meconopsis biome, where the flowers sing sweet melodies and the trees drop enchanted apples? It’s a magical place where anything is possible!

And don’t even get me started on the Ocean wave PartyLive event happening every Saturday night. Dive into the ocean and dance with the squids under the moonlight – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a game of Drenched In Air, where the sky rains down golden apples and the clouds are made of cotton candy. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in-game. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd!

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PetPanicCraft

Stable, PetPanicCraft, Water, small house, Cats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

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HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

Prisons, Vanilla, Smart Strategies, hamsters, control

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

Friendly, hamsters, Explore, Modded, Discord

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

Crafty D2G Minecraft Server

esports, bug tracker, News, twitter, Datdota

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the Dota 2 International Finals! That’s right, you can watch the action live while building your own virtual world. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and Dota 2 combined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with magical powers that will turn you into a pro gamer in no time. Say goodbye to noob status and hello to victory! Plus, we have a bug tracker that will make you feel like a real-life game developer. You can report bugs, fix glitches, and become the hero of the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

tits, busty amateurs, BIG TITS GENERAL, general, busty women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

tall women issues, tall women challenges, dating standards, Honesty, tall women dating

Are you tired of dealing with guys who lie about their height? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players are exactly the height they claim to be, no more surprises here!

Join us for epic adventures and build towering structures without worrying about any height discrepancies. Plus, we offer free virtual drinks and desserts to all players, no splitting the bill required!

Don’t let height issues bring you down, join our server and game on with confidence. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where height is never a problem? See you in the game, where the only thing towering over you will be your epic creations!

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FriendQualitiesMC SMP

sense of humor, loyalty, Compassionate, good listener, Empathy

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where friendship is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes, friends who can tame a dragon with just a carrot, and friends who can survive a creeper explosion without even flinching. So if you’re looking for a server where friendship means having each other’s backs during epic battles with the Ender Dragon or sharing your last enchanted golden apple, then join us today! Who needs real-life friends when you have a squad of Minecraft pros by your side?

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MineCraftyJoy

happiness love, happiness well-being, happiness concept, happiness psychology, happiness positivity

Do you know what happiness is? It’s joining our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on over and experience pure joy and laughter in blocky form. Happiness awaits you, my friend.

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