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Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	1736
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2267	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
New Chunks Explored:	607242	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

Anime Licensing, content adaptation, cultural adaptation, cultural sensitivity, English licensing companies, entertainment industry, global market, international business, Japan, Japanese media, LicenseToMine, licensing agreements, localization, localization companies, localization services, media distribution, media licensing, media localization., Minecraft, smp, Trust, Western market, western palates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	67
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!

SisterSitterGoneWild

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Guilt, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, neglect, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisterSitterGoneWild, social life, teenager, young mother

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Towns Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting a wild child like the OP’s sister! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with blocky fun and no messy houses in sight.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about canceling plans or studying being interrupted by a tiny tornado of destruction. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without a care in the world.

Don’t be like the OP, who had to deal with the aftermath of leaving their sister unsupervised. Join our server and leave the babysitting duties behind – because here, the only mess you’ll encounter is the one you create with your creativity!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Creeper’s Regret: 20s Edition

“Youth, 20s, advice, CREEPERS, Decision making, Edition, Experience, future planning, hindsight, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, opportunities, personal growth, regret, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3837	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your 20’s when life was all about fun and games? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your glory days of youth, where responsibilities are non-existent and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle.

Forget about adulting and come join us for some epic adventures. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are all about having a good time. Who needs to worry about bills and deadlines when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you feel like a kid again. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

AzerAdventure, azerbaijan, baku, bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, headlines, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, News, official visit, Partnership, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, Russian News Agencies, state visit, summit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	6536	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.

we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.

and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.