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QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Animals Bred:	173
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	3627
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	152
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN