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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.
So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!