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DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	886148	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	9360	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Potions Brewed:	127
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	204	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.