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McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	4877	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	3294	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	5494
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	5657	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Farms Harvested:	114	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.