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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3694	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6119
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Void Armor Forged:	15	Farms Harvested:	652
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	131
Farms Harvested:	461	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8127	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	834284
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3904	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!