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JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	973473	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6688
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	7995
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!

StepSibShowdown

birthday parties, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Disappointment, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, Hope, in-laws, Loss, MIL, parenting, relationships, Siblings, step-parenting, stepkids, StepSibShowdown, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

Experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships, just like Colin and I tried with Anna and Ryan. Will they ever come around and accept their younger siblings? Who knows!

But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a reality TV show, join us now! And remember, in this server, anything is possible, even reconciling with your virtual stepkids who would “rather die” than have a relationship with you. Let the chaos begin!

PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPeenPics, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3297

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.