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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9993	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1979	Buildings Constructed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	3371	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1606
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1001
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!