Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server white-listed?	Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
Are there any restrictions on PVP?	No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
Can players of all skill levels join?	Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

MissileMayhemCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Potions Brewed:	55
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	3012

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PROBABLE ATACMS MISSILE STRIKES HAPPENING ALL OVER THE PLACE! LIKE, U CAN BLOW UP RUSSIAN AIR BASES IN CRIMEA WITH UR TNT AND STUFF! IT’S LIT AF, U WON’T FIND THIS KINDA ACTION ANYWHERE ELSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO RAINBOWS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #EXPLOSIONSFOREVER 🚀💥🌈

Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

1.21, America, Armour Statues Book, Asia, Australia, Ban, Builds, community driven economy, Community Projects, Discord, diverse playerbase, Events, Fabric, games, Griefers, Groups, hammer, HermitCraft style, how to join, java, large scale builds, Ledger, long-lasting community, Minigames, Moderator, Mods, mrtup, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, playerbase-initiated, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, season 5, smp, Squaremap, Story, sweeter, technical players, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wholesome

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5250
Animals Bred:	148	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, exhaustion, family, gym, GymTimeGoneWrong, husband, in-laws, Minecraft, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationship, Resentment, Routine, Server, solo parenting, Support, Time management, working full-time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mines Excavated:	3826	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	280	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

StreamCleanerCraft

AITAH, bottles, cancelling streaming services, Chores, cleaning, DISHES, hiring housekeeper, household responsibilities, husband, milk, new baby, PlayStation, pump parts, pumping, recovering, ruined clothes, StreamCleanerCraft, streaming services, taking care, theme park passes., tired, Working

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Entertainment, funny, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, smp, social media, strange, tiktok, TikTokWeirdo, trending, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, viral video, Wacky, weird

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Votes:	8116
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ores Mined:	7931	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Animals Bred:	34	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil rights, demonstration, Europe, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, Media bias, News, opposition, Politics, Propaganda, protest, public outcry, resistance, social movement, state media

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4046	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Balanced, Benefits, Biomes O’ plenty, Blacksmithing & Craftsmanship, botania, Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players, Create, Custom-Built World, Demand, Discord, Drama-Free Gameplay, Eldoria, Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments, farmers delight, Farming & Sustainability, Forge Your Destiny, Fun, Join, Magic & Mysticism, Modded, Nations, Semi-Roleplay Minecraft Server, Server, Steampunk & Machinery, Tetra, Tinkers Construct, Unionize, villagers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	151082

Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments	Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players	Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay	Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

The Moat Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2997
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	8275	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

financial background, financial education, financial empowerment, financial growth, financial habits, financial journey, financial knowledge, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financial Success, financial well-being, financially, Household, illiterate, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, smp, upbringing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

SMP: AFKmininglol

AFKmininglol, current actions, current activities, current circumstances, current focus, current goals, current location, current mindset, current position, current priorities, current progress, current projects, current responsibilities, current schedule, current situation, current state, current workload, daily routine, daily tasks, present moment, smp, what are you doing right now

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyManJoy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2486
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

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