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MeatEaterMinecraftSMP
unique dining experiences, Foodie Adventures, unusual dining experiences, exotic meats, adventurous eatingJoin our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it! -
CraftyConfessions
Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world! -
WeaponWielderMC Server
so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! -
GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
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Biodiversity ShadowCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time! -
Tall Lady Minecraft Server
tall people, tall woman height comparison, height difference, tall female, height difference in relationshipsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are taller than the trees and the adventures are bigger than your wildest dreams! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being towered over by giant ladies who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that these Amazonian women have secret powers that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “Steve.” So come on, join us and see if you can measure up to these towering beauties – literally! -
WaWa’s SMP Adventures – Kiara’s Blocky Escapades
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further than our Enigmatic Recollection server! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even some steamy encounters with Raora and Nerissa (wink wink).Forget about boring schedules, we stream whenever we feel like it because we’re rebels like that. Our Myth Anniversary 3D Live event is going to blow your mind on September 14th, so mark your calendars!
And don’t even get us started on the Breaking Dimensions Kiara event – pineapple, fire & ice, and beyond the way – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. Plus, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour happening in New York, Jakarta, Singapore, Atlanta, and Kuala Lampur.
Join us for the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is Enigmatic Recollection. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to capture the moment with a crowd reaction edit. It’s all part of the fun! So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
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MommaCopterNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and unique traits! Are you tired of hiding your bedwetting habits from the world? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we celebrate it!Join us and build your very own pee-proof fortress, complete with waterproof bedding and a golden toilet throne fit for a bedwetting king or queen! Show off your Goodnites collection in our virtual living room, where everyone can admire your dedication to staying dry.
But that’s not all! Engage in epic battles with other players, where the ultimate weapon is a water gun filled with, you guessed it, pee! Let your creativity flow (pun intended) as you navigate through our bedwetting-themed challenges and quests.
And if anyone tries to judge you for your nighttime shenanigans, just tell them you’re doing some “self-reflection” and they’ll back off real quick. So come on, join our server and let your bedwetting flag fly high! It’s time to show the world that wetting the bed is nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a sign of ultimate comfort and relaxation. Let’s make Minecraft wet again!
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ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP
inappropriate questions, gender sensitivity, relationship advice, gender stereotypes, social awarenessAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.
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ExtinctCraft: Pick an Animal!
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we ask the tough questions like, “If one animal has to become extinct, what ya choosing?” But don’t worry, we promise not to actually make any animals go poof in real life.Join our server if you want to participate in epic debates about which animal deserves to be wiped off the face of the Minecraft world. Will it be the derpy llamas or the sneaky foxes? The choice is yours (sort of).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature said to roam the pixelated lands in search of players to challenge in epic build battles. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous foe?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun!