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30YearPrisonersCompensationRich

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crops Grown:	7104	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Hailey’s House of Pure Vanilla Realms: Apply if you’re a girl over 16 (boys allowed in spirit)

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6953

About the realm

Join Hailey’s Haven

This is a survival realm for girls to express themselves without interference

Who are we looking for

Criteria

We are looking for girls over the age of 16 who are kind, friendly, welcoming, helpful, chill, and nice to everyone

ADD-ONS

Realism Pack	Provides realistic water physics and a variety of mob types
Gravestone Pack	Prevents loss of items upon death
Furniture Pack	For livening up homes and creating a cozy atmosphere

For an invite to the realm, contact the owner at u/gecko_girl or join the discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Hailey’s Haven?

A: Contact the owner or join the discord server for an invite.

Q: Is this realm only for girls?

A: Yes, we aim to create a space for girls to play without interference.

Q: What are the age requirements?

A: You must be over the age of 16 to join.

Q: What add-ons are used in the realm?

A: Realism Pack, Gravestone Pack, and Furniture Pack.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Game, guess, guessing challenge, guessing game, Lost, LostCraft, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected competition, unexpected defeat, unexpected loss, unexpected mystery, unexpected outcome, unexpected surprise, unexpected twist, unexpected win, WIN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	2112	Villages Defended:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, guess what you just lost – because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our daily llama racing tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

FurCraft – Furry Minecraft Server

Anons, cucking, cuckoldry, Cuckoldry community, desuarchive, discussion, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Front Row Seat, FurCraft, FurNTR, Furry, kink, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, relationships, Roleplay, Server, Trash thread, Waifurs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate front row seat edition of virtual cuckery! Join us as we discuss all things Waifurs and the art of getting cucked in the most hilarious ways possible.

Have you ever wanted to share your wildest cuck fantasies with like-minded players? Or perhaps you’re more interested in cuckolding others by stealing their Waifurs in the game. Either way, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner cuck master.

In our previous threads, players have shared epic tales of betrayal, heartbreak, and ultimate cuckery. From stealing Waifurs in the dead of night to setting up elaborate cuck traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual cuckery like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cuck champion of our Minecraft server!

AdoptedAndUnbothered

Adopted, AdoptedAndUnbothered, clap back, crossed the line, daddy in jail, DAUGHTER, disagreement, friend group, norwegian, parents, picking on, selfie, shallow female, Siblings, social media, Sudanese, teasing, thick skin, upbringing, white collar crime, white couple

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2429
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people like Sam in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any pesky humans bothering you!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where nobody can quiz you about your family or make snarky comments. Plus, if anyone tries to pick on you, you can just build a giant wall around them and trap them forever (just kidding…or are we?).

Join now and escape the drama of the real world! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment or annoying comments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bestie who will always have your back, unlike Sam. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave the real world behind!

DineWithLegends Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6830
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

If you could have dinner with any famous Minecraft player, living or dead, who would it be and what would you ask them? Imagine chowing down on some virtual pork chops with Notch himself, discussing the secrets of crafting diamond armor and the best strategies for surviving a creeper attack. Or maybe you’d prefer to dine with Herobrine and ask him why he’s always lurking in the shadows, scaring players half to death. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now for a chance to feast with the legends of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

Conversation, CraftyCompanions, Dead, entire day, Experience, historical figure, influence, Insights, inspiration, knowledge, learn, Legacy, life lessons, Living, mentor, person, perspective, philosophy, spend, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dimension Hops:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	4976

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.