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BlockedByParents Minecraft Server

advice, BlockedByParents, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Girlfriend, love, Minecraft, parent-child communication, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, parents, relationship advice, relationships, seeking advice, Server, Support, Talking, talking to parents, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7411	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Tired of your parents constantly nagging you about getting a girlfriend? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and they’ll be so impressed by your epic building skills and PvP prowess that they’ll forget all about your nonexistent love life. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations about dating forever!

ElevenCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Championship, Competition, console, eleven, ElevenCraft, Fifa, Gaming, Goal, Konami, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PlayStation, series, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, Ultimate, video game, virtual, winning, Xbox

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of cheese!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our crazy antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

InLawless Minecraft Server

aita, family dynamics, family expectations, family legacy, family names, family pressure, family relationships, generational names, honoring family, honoring grandparents, honoring parents, in-laws, InLawless, Minecraft, naming children, naming traditions, pride, rift in family, Server, standing my ground, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where the only rifts you’ll find are in the ground waiting to be mined! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience as you build, explore, and survive in a world where the only names that matter are the ones you give to your creations.

Forget about honoring family members with names, on our server, you can name your pet pig after your crazy uncle or your favorite chicken after your nosy neighbor – the choice is yours! Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about arguments over baby names or family traditions. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for any creepers trying to ruin your day!

TruthBlockerCraft

blended family, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional conflict, emotional expression, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Grief, healing, Jealousy, Loss, parental relationships, Resentment, sibling rivalry, step siblings, stepfamily, therapy progress, therapy session, TruthBlockerCraft, unresolved issues

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family therapy takes a whole new twist! Join us if you’re tired of blending in with your step-family and want to unleash your true feelings in a full truth session.

Are you the jealous step-sibling who just can’t stand the sight of your new family? Or maybe you’re the step-sibling who just wants to feel like you belong? Either way, this server is the perfect place to let it all out and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family dynamic.

With therapists encouraging you to spill the beans and players ready to share their outrageous stories, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours. So come join us and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible!

UglyPixelPals

Appearance, least attractive, physical flaws, physical imperfections, physical trait, physical unattractiveness, Repulsive, UglyPixelPals, unappealing, Unattractive, unattractive appearance, unattractive attributes, unattractive characteristics, unattractive features, unattractive looks, unattractive physical features, unattractive qualities, unattractive traits, unattractiveness, undesirable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your dream world!

Join our server if you think the least attractive physical trait a person can have is not having a diamond helmet on their head at all times. We take our bling seriously here!

We have epic events like the “Ugly Block Building Contest” where players compete to build the ugliest structure possible using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets a pet zombie named Bob who will follow them around and do their bidding.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that the only thing worse than a creeper explosion is a player who doesn’t know how to do the floss dance in-game? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

WhaleRescueCraft Minecraft Server

ABC News, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, conservation, environmental activism, environmental news, fishing gear, Gippsland coast, humpback whale, humpback whale rescue, marine conservation, marine life, Minecraft, Ocean, rescuers, rope, sea creatures, Server, TANGLED, WhaleRescueCraft, wildlife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue humpback whales tangled in 800kg of rope and fishing gear! we are like the avengers of the sea, saving majestic creatures while also building epic structures and battling creepers. you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! plus, our underwater base is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? dive in and save some whales with us!

TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!

Advocates, China, cross-strait tensions, death, death penalty, Diehard, diplomatic tensions, extradition, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Legal System, Peace efforts, penalty, political tensions, security concerns, taiwan, TaiwanTrotters, Threats, travel advisory, Visit, worry

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!

u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!

we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.

so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.

GatorBaitMC

alligator attacks, alligator awareness, alligator behavior, alligator conservation, alligator safety, ALLIGATORS, Animal Behavior, animal psychology, feeding alligators, GatorBaitMC, human safety, human-animal interactions, human-wildlife conflict, nuisance gators, pet safety, wildlife conservation, Wildlife Education, wildlife feeding, wildlife management, wildlife protection, Wildlife research

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and it’s like a wild jungle out there. but not just any jungle, a jungle filled with alligators. but get this, these alligators are like, super chill and friendly. they won’t bite your head off or anything.

you see, these alligators have been fed by humans for so long that they actually think we’re their best buds. they’ll follow you around, protect you from any mobs trying to mess with you, and even help you find diamonds.

so, if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of having a gang of alligators as your loyal companions, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you have a pet alligator in minecraft? it’s like living in your own crazy adventure movie.

CraftoPia Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft SMP Gaming India Lifesteal Mobsteal Network Staff Version 1.16 Fun Experience Join Players Gamemodes Discovering Community Multiplayer Adventure Explore Survival, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2594	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	3411
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Craftopia Network is a Minecraft server network from India that specializes in SMP gamemodes like Lifesteal and Mobsteal. New players are invited to join, where network staff will be hard at work to ensure them a great gaming experience. Connect now using any version of Minecraft 1.16 or higher, and come have fun discovering everything you can about Craftopia Network!

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Dabwork.net

2011, beta 1.7.3, building, cool things, discord server, end dimension, garage hosting, giant tree, House, MCMMO, member, Minecraft, Moderator, Multiverse, Overworld, pixel art, programmer art, resource pack, Server, Skylands, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Visitor

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

THIS SERVER USES THE GOLDEN DAYS RESOURCE PACK, PLEASE HAVE PROGRAMMER ART TURNED ON BEFORE JOINING

This server is a BUILDING focused server so don’t expect to be able to go into the end dimension. Think of this server as one of those servers you joined in 2011 where it was being hosted from a guy’s garage. This server generates beta 1.7.3 terrain while being on newer versions of minecraft. This is they type of server where you build lots of cool things and every new player goes “wow! people built that?”. We have Multiverse handling 2 types of worlds currently, you have the regular overworld and the skylands. Both are areas in which players can live and build in

You can build many things, even if you’re not skilled at it. You could build a house, a giant tree, pixel art, etc

When you join for the first time you will be a Visitor and UNABLE TO BUILD, this prevents random people from joining and causing destruction. You will need to join the discord server or ask a moderator to make you a member, however please look around first before you decide on becoming a member. I want people to play where they enjoy the style and feel of the server.

dabwork.net