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CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

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Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

acceptance, breakup recovery, BreakupCraft, Closure, closure process, diamonds, emotional growth, Emotional healing, finding peace, healing, healthy breakup, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, shared, starting over, worst part

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about healthy breakups again! Why? Because on our server, we have a magical love potion that guarantees eternal love and happiness for all players! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building a virtual life with your one true Minecraft love!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Who knew monsters had such killer moves?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a love potion and a monster dance party all in one place? Join us now and let the fun begin!

HezCraft Retaliation

Attacks, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, disproportionate, escalation, hezbollah, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, retaliation policy, SECURITY, Terrorism, US, violence, WARFARE

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic battles and stuff. like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic war between two factions – the Potato People and the Carrot Crew.

the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?

also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks

BlockyAddictCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!

And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

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so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	779
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Essential Hamhide Minecraft Servers

CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

Stats November 22, 2024

BreakupCraft: No more shared diamonds!

Stats November 22, 2024

HezCraft Retaliation

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BlockyAddictCraft

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NostalgiaCraft

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CraftyProstateManiac

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Animals Bred:	165	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1