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HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	7843	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4036
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161
Animals Bred:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	4878	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	9375
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Votes:	1450
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!