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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
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