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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4668 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.