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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

American, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Negotiate, Négotiation, peace talks, political negotiations, Server, Terrorism, US, US government

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join, bro. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to kill you.

Oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. They build crazy cool traps and puzzles that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can ride on marshmallow horses and fight evil gummy bears with your enchanted lollipop sword. It’s like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Rings, but in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always listen to the llamas. They know what’s up.

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval

anti-terrorism measures, Approval, Ban, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, draft law, extremism, foreign policy, government action, Hamas, Hamas ban, HamasCraft, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, security measures, SWISS, Swiss government, Swiss parliament, switzerland, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!

HamasCraft: Blockin’ Bombs & Building Bridges

Attack, Blockin, bombs, Bridges, building, CHARGE, cnn, criminal charges, fbi, Hamas, HamasCraft, International, investigation, law enforcement, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, october 7, Palestinian, Politics, prosecutors, Terrorism, terrorism charges, united states, US

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Votes:	3921
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where we got hamas leaders charging at u like its october 7th all over again 😂😂😂 u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging rockets and explosions while building ur dream castle? well u came to the right place my dude! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime, plus u might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky hamas leaders, they’re always up to no good 😜) so what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together! 🎮🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #hamasattack #jointhefun

HamasCraft: Unsealed & Unleashed!

American, charges filed, Conflict, counterterrorism operations, death, extremism, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas leadership, HamasCraft, international relations, investigation, justice department, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Terrorism, united states, Unleashed, Unsealed, Unseals Charges, US

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it literally sets ur screen on fire? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride at disneyland but in block form. trust me, u won’t be bored for even a second on this server.

there’s this one time, right, where a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then another player tried to steal the eggs but got chased by a pack of angry wolves. it was like a real-life soap opera but with pixelated animals.

also, did u hear about the secret underground city that some players discovered? apparently, it’s full of treasure chests and hidden traps. one player even found a portal to a whole new dimension where the blocks are made of candy. i kid u not, it’s like willy wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that happen every night. players go all out with their enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like a medieval showdown but with more explosions. u gotta see it to believe it.

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

American-Israeli, Conflict, Dead, family, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Hostage, International, Justice, KIDNAPPING, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, mourning, News, Politics, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	177	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have herobrine as our pet and creepers as our butlers! we once had a player named Hersh Goldberg-Polin who got kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and we had to save him by building a giant diamond sword and slaying the villagers in an epic battle! now he is a ghost haunting our server, giving out quests and scaring new players! join us if you dare for a wild adventure filled with danger, laughter, and lots of diamonds!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	4395

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

cia, crisis management., Deputy Director, Diplomacy, fate, foreign policy, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hostages, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political tensions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off! or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the CIA Deputy Director is talking about it! he said that joining this server is like making a hostage deal with fate and putting your destiny in the hands of Hamas! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there!

so come on, join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history! who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next! just remember, on this server, anything is possible!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Animals Bred:	54
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	7344	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

JanitorCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aqua park, bills, brother, chain, east european coastside, fashion, groceries, Hotel, insulting, janitor, JanitorCraft, jewelry, Minecraft, mom, MONEY, Paycheck, poor country, Server, Siblings, sister, sunglasses

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Votes:	1493	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

BridezillaTruths

bride, BridezillaTruths, Communication, Contacts, contrast editing, design, family, green contacts, Honesty, innovation, makeup, misunderstanding, Modeling, neon green, photography, Self-expression, sibling, stylistic choices, Truth, Wedding, wedding photography

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	475047	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings and join a community of players who appreciate good fashion sense (or lack thereof)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual wedding, complete with neon green contacts that light up the night sky. Who needs a photographer when you can snap screenshots of your own reptilian bride and groom?

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves through innovative fashion choices, even if it means looking like a walking neon sign. Embrace your inner exotic self and show off your unique style to the world!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, outrageous outfits, and unforgettable memories. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding like no other?

ForgetMovieSMP

action, Adventure, blockbuster, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, forget, ForgetMovieSMP, Memory, Movie, Mystery, Nostalgia, rewatch, Suspense, Thriller, watch again

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we offer a unique experience that will make you feel like you’re watching your favorite movie for the first time all over again! Join us and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you feel like you’re the star of your very own blockbuster film. So come on, join us and experience movie magic like never before!

MindCraftySurvivor

contemplation, death, Departure, emotional, end of life, family, Farewell, final thoughts, Friends, Goodbye, last moments, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Memories, MindCraftySurvivor, mortality, passing, Reflection, relationships, Remembrance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7971
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border control, border security, BorderBlock, conflict zones, counter-terrorist regime, crisis management., cross-border threats, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national defense, Political unrest, regional stability, Russian border regions, Russian security, security measures, Server, territorial integrity, Ukraine advances

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!