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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4808 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 290 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?