CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

diplomatic measures, CounterTerrorism, extremism, international relations, foreign relations

OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval

switzerland, international relations, foreign policy, Ban, Swiss parliament

so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!

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NoParentsAllowedMC

Home decor, Opinions, personal space, Guilt, compromise

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

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EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

final hours, Decision making, regrets, Preparation, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

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KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

surreal, regression, Adventure, Self Discovery, Childhood

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

global tensions, target civilians, radical groups, iran, Minecraft

join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

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LebanonEscapeCraft

Crisis, emergency response, travel advisory, Overseas, government warning

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!

SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

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CraftyExSouvenirs

mementos, healing, Self Discovery, relationships, letting go

join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

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NanoPlasmonicCraft

metamaterials, plasmonic networks, semiconductor devices, nanotechnology, nanomaterials

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?

we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

Dog Breeds, shopping district, wandering traders, Characters, SemiSpicy

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
More rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

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Question	Answer
What is Parallel Minecraft Server?	Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game.
What are some key features of Parallel?	Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay.
What are the server rules?	Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website.

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