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Blocky Ruble Exchange Minecraft Server

blocky, Currency, Dollar, economic impact, Economy, EURO, exchange, finance, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global trade, Halts, international relations, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow Exchange, New U.S. Sanctions, Ruble, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade, Trading

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same ol’ boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! This server is so lit, even the Moscow Exchange had to halt dollar and euro trade just to get a piece of the action!

Join us for some EPIC adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got diamond armor for days, creeper explosions that will blow your mind, and a community so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	61023	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8762	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Zombie Dances:	10

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	257

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1480	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	3262	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!