HALtmann – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server
business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

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The Federation server: Where building cities is just the beginning! Version 1.21, with extra Java and a sprinkle of RPG goodness!

Achievement Hunt, Active Admins, Beginning, Biomes, building, Challenges, Cities, Collecting, Community Projects, Economy System, Events, EXTRA, FEDERATION, goodness, java, Let’s Play, progress, PvE, Quests, restart, Rewards, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, smp, sprinkle, Stable Server, Survival, unique structures, Updates, Version, wipe, world

Overview of The Federation Minecraft Server

Features	Details
Server Version	1.20.2, will be updated to 1.21 soon
Plugins	Terralith, EliteMobs, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, Mob heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap plugin, and more
Community	Small, friendly, active admins, mature players
How to Join	Join The Federation – Minecraft discord, agree to server rules, apply via dyno applications, wait for acceptance

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join The Federation Minecraft Server?

The server aims to create a thriving world with cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and more. It offers a limitless survival world, weekly events, long-term events, community projects, and various in-game features to enhance your experience.

Who can join the server?

The server is open to everyone who applies in the community discord. The community is small, looking for about 40 active and chill players to join.

What plugins are used on the server?

Several plugins are used, including Terralith, EliteMobs, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and caves advancement pack, and more. Client-sided mods are allowed as long as they do not exploit the game.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server
Anime, boyfriend-obsessed, chat conversations, college life, contradiction, female college students, female perspective, friendship, gender dynamics, heterosexual, LGBTQ, Minecraft, original title, PixelPunch, promiscuous, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Tomboys, Virgins, women’s college dormitory, women’s point of view
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the drama and gossip of a women’s university dormitory to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with promiscuous bitches, boyfriend-obsessed women, tomboys, and virgins – all in one place!
Our server is the ultimate place for those who love to chat about men from a woman’s point of view. You won’t find a single real male character here, just juicy conversations and drama galore.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of women who eat, sleep, and shower together – all while talking about nothing but men and their cocks? It’s like a soap opera without the men, creating a hilarious and bizarre experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
Join us for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who needs male characters when you have a group of women like this? Come join the fun!

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ModMania Minecraft Server
best mods, difficulty mods, good mods, immersion mods, Minecraft, modding communities, modding community, modding discussions, modding forums, Modding Guides, modding help, modding ideas, modding recommendations, modding resources, modding suggestions, modding support, modding tips, modding tools, modding tutorials, modding websites, modmania, Recommended Mods, Server
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the mods on this server. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want belly rubs. And don’t even get me started on the immersion mods – we’ve got one that makes it so every time you mine a block, a choir of angels sings in the background. It’s truly a religious experience. So come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just saying.

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PlayStationLogoutLUL
Account.., banned, Controllers, cousins, dad, EA FC 24, family, games, History, logged out, mom, Permission, PlayStation, PlayStationLogoutLUL, Property, right, strike, vacation, wrong
Are you tired of people invading your gaming territory without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky cousins will ever log into your account and mess things up! We have a strict no unauthorized gaming policy, so you can build your virtual empire in peace without worrying about unwanted guests.
Imagine a world where your PlayStation 5 is safe from meddling relatives and you can play to your heart’s content without interruptions. Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for gamers who value their privacy and personal space. Join now and experience the freedom of gaming without the drama of family members trying to steal your spotlight.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the bad guy for protecting your gaming rights. At our Minecraft server, we understand the importance of boundaries and respect for personal property. So come on over and let your inner gamer shine without any interference from unwanted players. It’s time to take back control of your gaming experience and show those pesky cousins who’s boss!

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MuskCraft Server: $198B Elon Sale
198B, billionaire, Business, electric cars, Elon, elon musk, entrepreneur, future technologies, innovation, Investment, leadership, Marketing, MuskCraft, Négotiation, net worth, sale, Sell, Server, space exploration, spacex, strategy, success, Technology, tesla, Visionary, wealth
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have Elon Musk trapped in a virtual world worth $198 billion!
That’s right, you heard correctly. Elon Musk is now a valuable asset in our Minecraft server and it’s up to you to figure out how to sell him. Will you trade him for diamonds? Will you ransom him off to the highest bidder? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious NPCs, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to sell Elon Musk for the big bucks. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they can be a little feisty.

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CraftyCreedz
agnosticism, atheism, BELIEF, CraftyCreedz, cultural influence, FAITH, non religious, personal choice, questioning beliefs, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious community, religious freedom, religious identity, religious practices, religious upbringing, secular, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, upbringing
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Join our server and become part of the Cult of the Creeper! Our religion worships the almighty Creeper god, who bestows explosive blessings upon all who follow him.
Not convinced? Well, let me tell you a story about our high priestess, Lady Booma-Boom. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of skeletons with nothing but a stack of TNT and a dream. Join our server and you too could become a legendary warrior in the name of the Creeper god!
So why are you not part of this religion yet? Join our server today and experience the explosive fun for yourself!

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OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine
Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Military, nato, Orbán, OrbansVetoLiftedNATOExpandsUkraine, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, veto
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA PLAN TO EXPAND OUR SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE AFTER LIFTING ORBAN’S VETO. YO, WE GONNA BE LIKE THE NATO OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTING FOR PEACE AND BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES TOGETHER. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A MAGICAL UNICORN AS A PET IN THE GAME. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER! 🦄🚀🔥

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MeatLab & RobotButler
#sustainability, Advanced technology, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, bugging out, Elite, escape plan, ethical consumption, Future, futuristic living, innovation, lab grown meat, luxury, MeatLab, RobotButler, robotics, Science, societal collapse, Survival, wealth gap, Wealthy
Yo, bros and broettes! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Imagine this: once we have perfected lab grown meat and gotten robotics advanced enough to robotic servants, the wealthy will have no reason to stick around, right? So, they’ll all be buggin’ out and guess where they’ll be heading? That’s right, our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you can live like a king, surrounded by lab grown meat and robotic servants galore! Build your own palace, ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the life of luxury in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOO!

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EczemaCraft ADHD Memory Boosters
academic performance, adhd, Boosters, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, comorbidity, correlation, data analysis, Dermatology, Eczema, EczemaCraft, Healthcare, learning difficulties, Medical research, Memory, memory difficulties, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatrics, research, statistics, united states
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS! BUT WAIT, THIS CREEPER IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PET THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM ENEMIES!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JOINING OUR SERVER CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT KIDS WITH ADHD AND ECZEMA WHO PLAY ON OUR SERVER ARE 2-3 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO REMEMBER WHERE THEY HID THEIR TREASURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MEMORABLE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”
challenge, complication, Difficulty, Dilemma, Issue, Minecraft, predicament, Problem, problem whiteboi, quandary, Server, Trouble, whiteboi, whiteboi challenge, whiteboi complication, whiteboi difficulty, whiteboi dilemma, whiteboi issue, whiteboi predicament, whiteboi problem, whiteboi quandary, whiteboi trouble, whitebois
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

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