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Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

MineFNG – Minecraft Server

afk strat, Chapter 5 Season 3, Cozy Mode, Crash the Party, Epic, expert mode, Festival Season 4, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Reload, Homebase Status Report, Hotfix, LEGO Accounts, lego fortnite, metallica, Minecraft, MineFNG, Mission Alerts, persephone, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, squad up, Stats, stw, wrecked

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	78402	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further than our server! We have Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked themed world where you can crash parties and race rockets while jamming out to Metallica!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Rocket Racing on two new epic-made tracks, or test your skills in Lego Fortnite with Cozy Mode and Expert Mode. And don’t forget to survive the horde in our Homebase Status Report hotfix!

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit and join the Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks like the July character, Persephone. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to wreck havoc in the most outrageous Minecraft world ever!

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

2.5-Dimensional Temptation (Lilitha), 2024 Summer Anime Menu, A Rookie Old Man Adventurer is Trained to Death by the Strongest Party and Becomes Invincible, AnimeCraft, ATRI -My Dear Moments-, Bye-Bye Earth, Cardfight!! Vanguard Divinez Season 2, Chi the Kitten Pompomlar Summer Vacation, Delico’s Nursery, Deliver to You 3rd Season, Egumi Legacy, Elf-san Can’t Lose Weight, Grendizer U, I’m a VTuber but I forgot to turn off my stream and it became a legend., Isekai Shikkaku, Isekai Suicide Squad, Isekai Yururi Kikou, JOCHUM, Junji Ito’s Maniac, Kengan Ashura Season 2 Part 2, Kinnikuman Perfect Superhuman Ancestor Arc, Love Can’t Be Divided by Twins, Majority Deficit, Minecraft, Mio Is on the Floor Below, Modern Mistranslations, Na Nare Hana Nare, nierautomata ver1.1a, ninja kamui, oshi no ko season 2, Petite Citizen Series, Pseudo Harem, sakuna of rice and ruin, Sengoku Youko Senma Konton Arc, Senpai wa Otoko no Ko, Server, Shikanokokonokoshitantan, SHY Season 2, Stepsister Life, Stick Around! Koinu Season 2, T.P. Bon Season 2, that time i got reincarnated as a slime, The Girl Next Door Who Sometimes Whispers in Russian, The Last Battlefield Between You and Me, The Person in the Dungeon, The Young Master Who Runs Away, This World Is Too Imperfect, Tower of God – The Prince’s Return, Twilight Outfocus, Until I Become the Strongest with the Unsuccessful Abnormal Status Skill and Destroy Everything, Why Does No One Remember My World, Wisteria of the Staff and Sword

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and the crazy anime menu we have for the 2024 Summer season! Join us for adventures in ”Isekai Shikkaku”, where you’ll battle evil with magical girls and ”Isekai Suicide Squad”, where you’ll fight to survive in a world full of danger.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to raise a child while adventuring? Well, now you can in ”Isekai Yururi Kikou ~Adventurer while Raising a Child~”! And if you’re feeling brave, take on ”Junji Ito’s Maniac” and see if you can survive the horror.

If that’s not enough, we have ”Elf-san Can’t Lose Weight” – because even elves struggle with diets! And don’t miss out on ”I’ll Parry Everything? The World’s Strongest Misunderstood Adventurer Wants to Be?” for a hilarious twist on the typical hero story.

Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous anime plots come to life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become a legend in your own right!

TiananmenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, commemoration, Democracy, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memory, Minecraft, music awards, Political, protest, protest song, repression, Server, Singer, social justice, taiwan, Tiananmen, tiananmen square, TiananmenCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic cuz, liek, we have this crazy story where a Taiwan singer, right, he tells this prestigious music awards show to, liek, not forget Tiananmen! And, liek, everyone on the server is, liek, cheering and stuff cuz it’s, liek, so wild and out there, man! You gotta join this server, dude, it’s, liek, the coolest place to be in all of Minecraft! Plus, we have, liek, the best parties and stuff, and, liek, the craziest adventures you can imagine! So, come on and join us, cuz, liek, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, bro!

CraftyZelenskyWarPlan

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarPlan, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, peace plan, peace talks, political news, President Zelensky, russia, Security issues, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!

TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous

Communication, grammar, Language, linguistics, Nervous, sentence construction, Sentence Structure, sentence tense, Syntax, TENSE, tense adjustment, tense alteration, tense change, tense effect, tense impact, tense manipulation, tense modification, tense shift, tense variation, TenseCraft, verb tense, verbs, Writing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

so, listen up gamers! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better join our server cuz we got flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! yea, u heard me right! not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword! if u can defeat the chicken, u will be crowned the king of the server and get a free lifetime supply of virtual cookies! so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most intense minecraft adventure of your life!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	105
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	6861
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, book series, Cliffhanger, confusion, creepy, discussion, goosebumps, goosebumps books, GooseCraft, Horror, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, R.L. Stine, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thread, Thriller, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4913	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2021	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	1151
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!