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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
CraftyNorwayFuel
so like, this server is like, so lit that even a norwegian fuel supplier is like, nah man, i ain’t selling to the US Navy cuz of some Trump-Zelensky drama. they got that moral compass pointing straight to our server, yo. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft history together! -
UkraineCraft: No Aid from Trump!
so like, u know how trump is all like “no more military aid for ukraine”? well, u know what ukraine needs now? a minecraft server to escape all that drama! come join our server where u can build ur own wall to keep out any pesky creepers! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any admin trying to ban u for trolling too hard.join us at: mc.buildawalltokeepthecreepersout.com
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YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS! -
Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness! -
PixelPalsCraft
lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.
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SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned! -
CraftyGazaWarStopper
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.
we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!
so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?
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KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show
so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.
so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!
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CoastCrumbleCraft
ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!