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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1845 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
