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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5047
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Animals Bred:	92
Potions Brewed:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Towns Built:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	4163
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4916	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	122
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!