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AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	3055	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4720	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	850
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1045
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!