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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2053 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!