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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
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