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CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets Apex Legends!”/”LolCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft & Apex Legends Mashup”/”ApexCraft – Crafting a Legendary Minecraft Server”/”Minecraft Mayhem – Apex Legends Edition”/”ApexCrafters – Crafting Legends in Minecraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	9774	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wraith (sad queen) reigns supreme! Join us for our Urban Assault collection event on April 23, where you can battle it out in the craziest urban environments imaginable.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest news and updates, so you’ll never miss a beat. Follow us on Twitter for all the juicy details and check out our current map to plan your next epic adventure.

Join our Steam group to connect with other players and share your wildest Minecraft stories. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just last week, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – and survived!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Blocky Battle Royale: It’s War!

aggression, assault, battle, BETRAYAL, blocky, brutality, crime, Defenseless, ENEMY, family, fear, helplessness, Horror, Invasion, rape, Royale.., Soldier, Survival, Tragedy, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	992	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only war you’ll be facing is against pesky creepers and zombies! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player dressed as a soldier knocks on your virtual door. But wait, it’s not just any soldier – it’s an enemy soldier! And instead of attacking you, he starts yelling to open the door. What a plot twist!

But fear not, this server is all about turning the tables on your enemies in the most unexpected ways. So when that enemy soldier comes barging in and tries to grab your virtual mother, you have the power to teleport them both to a faraway land where they’ll have to battle it out in a gladiator arena made entirely of diamond blocks. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as a creeper explosion, join us now for an experience you won’t soon forget. And remember, on this server, anything can happen – even the most outrageous scenarios like the one described above. Happy mining!

VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

cold war, culture, eastern europe, European country, History, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, russian federation, Russian language, SightSeeing, soviet union, st petersburg, tourism, trans-siberian railway, travel, VodkaCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks

blocks, Chaos, Communication, confusion, Crafting, First Person Shooter, friend request, Gaming Community, girl on team, Lost, multiplayer, nice voice, online friends, online gaming, Players, playing valorant, post-game interaction, randoms, Social Interaction, team dynamics, unexpected compliment, VALORANT, virtual connections, voice chat

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	4870	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	2139
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of playing Valorant with randoms and not getting any compliments on your voice? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, every player will be required to compliment your voice before the game even starts!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly llamas appear out of nowhere and start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and enchanted gear. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon drop sick beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate who will send you a friend request just because they think you have a nice voice.

Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

AIRPLANES, airports, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, Deception, Earth-trains, Fake, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illusions, Lies, Monsters, Reality, Rollercoaster, Secrets, Secrets Revealed, SKY, Technology, Transportation, Truth, TV screens, underground tunnels

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, jp, JST, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, UTC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

Alpha, behavior change, Community, CraftyTates, empowerment, inspiration, leadership, lolz, Masculinity, Men, Mentorship, Muslim, personal growth, Role Model, role model influence, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, Support, Tate Gen numbers, tategen, transformation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

abuser, Anime, Be Sakura, Blue, Boruto, Borutos, Character development, crush on Sasuke, fan reactions, forgiveness, Hack, kill, kishimoto, madness, Manga, Marries Sasuke, Minecraft, Naruto, questionable decisions, Redemption, relationships, Terrorism, Two Blue Vortex, vortex

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

Crafty /b/ Builders

4chan, Anonymity, Builders, controversial, Crafty, digital communication, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet users, memes, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!