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FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9637	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	485
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8787	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9397	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Votes:	4892
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	975
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1482

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
New Chunks Explored:	85966	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!