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BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	9209
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	2150
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4244
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3530	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	78043
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

bilateral relations, cold war, communism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Hanoi, international relations, Meeting, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Rebuke, russia, Southeast Asia, soviet union, summit, SUPERPOWER, US, Vietnam, Visit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!

BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

Birth, breath awareness, Breath Control, BreathCraft, Breathing, breathing exercises, death, Deep Breathing, Exhale, health, Inhale, Life, Longevity, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, mortality, Relaxation, respawn, respiratory system, self-care, Spawn, stress relief, wellness, yoga

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	7687
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.

EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

burning sensation, chronic condition, corneal damage, corneal sensitivity, Dry Eye Disease, eye care, eye health, eye irritation, EyeCraft, inflammation, nerve fibers, ocular discomfort, ocular surface, ocular surface disorder, pain sensation, sensory neurons, tear evaporation, tear film stability, Tear Production, treatment options, Trouble, TRPV1

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.